Everyone thinking Remus is the calm and quite one of the Marauders and Dumbledore making him prefect so he can ‘keep an eye on his friends’ but actually he is the mastermind behind the greatest pranks, and knows how to brilliantly alter spells to suit their needs
What would America and Canada be called if they joined together?
The US of Eh
we should totally do that though
we’d be unstoppable
America would be the cut throat evil ready to take on everything and every one no survivors personality
And Canada would just be like “okay honey but no”
Can I ship us?
OTP: We done fucked up and universal health care
- He has no face.
- He tells me it’s ok to kill people
- She stares at me from the ceiling
- The man in the Easter Bunny costume loves me so much
- I talk to her through the mirror
- When you leave, she crawls out of my closet on all 4’s
- When I take a bath, he comes out of the water
- She says she’ll take me away with her one day forever
- He has no arms or legs
- She’s bloody and she cries all the time
WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT
THE YOUTUBE ACCOUNT ASSOCIATED THIS VIDEO WAS TERMINATED.
Riss and I have watched this at least 20 times now and our minds are still blown. This is insane.
THIS WAS ON MY FUCKIN BIRTHDAY.
LOOK AT WHERE THE LIGHT IS TOO AFTER IT APPEARS THERE’S 2 BIG CIRCLES ON THE GROUND
Let’s see if girls run Tumblr :)
Let’s do this!
THIS GIRL HAS SOME MAD EDITING SKILLS IS THE BEST FANADE WORK I HAVE EVER SEEN I AM CRYING GUYS LET ME DIE NO WAIT
I THINK I’M HAVING A HEART ATTACK
Not gonna lie, I cried. This is so well done it made me shiver and fangirl over the edition.
DUDE THIS IS CRAZY IVE SEEN THIS VIDEO MORE THAN A THOUSAND TIMES YOU GOTTA WATTCH THIS
OHMYGOD. THAT IS ABSOLUTELY PERFECT LIKE IM NOT EVEN IN THE FANDOM BUT WOW
i’m literally shivering
Alright, here’s something funny. These boys in my hall went outside in their undies to take some photos in the snow. Funny, right? They’re trying to get attention and it’s hilarious. Us ladies choose to do the same, we are wearing more clothing, and are doing the exact same poses. We are wearing as much clothing as is acceptable at the pool or the beach, at the gym, etc.
There is a serious double standard here— us girls have gotten responses like:
"What’s the point of being half naked?"
"*ahem* sluts *ahem*"
"What’s wrong with you females?"
Or worse, what my mother said. Her initial shock was apparently because she thought I was in my underwear, but when I told her I was in a swimsuit, she was suddenly happy I was having fun in college.
The idea here is that we are doing the same thing. When arguing this point with one of my hallmates, he said “But men’s bodies aren’t built the same, you don’t see girls getting pumped up over a topless guy, but how many guys do you think are gonna get all crazy over a topless girl?” Seriously? Really? Women don’t need to dress in order to avoid a reaction from men. You’re mad because you can’t control yourself? Men can pose in their undies in the snow without an issue because women aren’t going to go wild over it? Keep it in your pants, that’s your responsibility, not ours.
The double standards are killin’ me.
"Keep it in your pants, that’s your responsibility, not ours." Is literally one of the best quotes I’ve ever heard. Thank you.
and it’s amazing
but wait there’s more
omg and then
"Why, is your nose bigger than your dick?" OMFG so good!
i’m only a morning person on december 25th
Marauders’ body comparison.
Sirius is the tallest and has a generally athletic body. He is described incredibly handsome and I think he is lucky with his body also. I don’t see him very muscular but fit, he has good genes so he doesn’t have to workout much to keep his shape. I imagine him with long thighs.
James is the second shortest of the group. In OotP he and Harry had the same height, and Harry is short, so I think James isn’t very tall either. I imagine him thin with no defined muscles, but he is stronger than he looks. He is a Quidditch player, so he is obviously very fit. I imagine him tanned.
Remus is skinny and has long limbs in my head. I see him quite pale and with a poor posture. I think he hit puberty first so he was the tallest until Sirius caught up with growing.
Peter is chubby and short. I think he is the phisically strongest of the group, but it hasn’t been really revealed because he doesn’t like fighting.
what if you woke up christmas morning and your favorite character or celebrity was just casually sitting by the christmas tree with a bow on their head and was just like “oh good you’re finally awake”
*Rapidly tries to make hair look decent*
but then they were all “no your hair looks fine” and they laughed
and then after a long somewhat awkward amount of silence they were just like
"i like your pajamas"
why is it so hard to get how awful you are when you refuse to apologize?
YOU DIDN’T MEAN TO HIT SOMEONE WITH A CAR DOESN’T MEAN YOU CAN’T GO TO JAIL FOR MANSLAUGHTER
If you accidentally step on some one’s toes, you apologize. It’s just common sense - you obviously didn’t stomp on their toes on purpose, but you HURT THEM regardless. The same courtesy should be there when you accidentally hurt some one emotionally, too. You didn’t mean to, but that doesn’t change what happened. Apologize sincerely, make an effort to never do it again, and do NOT continue to sit there repeating “but I didn’t mean to” over and over again. They know that, but their toes still fucking hurt.